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As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

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I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.

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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

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I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

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If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.

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It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

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